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"Noble," I agreed. "That's the first word that comes to mind when I think of pigeons."
" Contents WE CRASH AND BURN A PARTY I HAVE A WORD WITH CHAOS WE WIN A BOX FULL OF NOTHING I CONSULT THE PIGEON OF WAR A DANCE WITH DEATH AMOS PLAYS WITH ACTION FIGURES I GET STRANGLED BY AN OLD FRIEND MY SISTER ,THE…
" Sadie Kane here. If you're listening to this congratulations! You survived Doomsday. I'd like to apologize straight away for any inconvenience the end of the world may have caused you."
this is still really good
"awesome"
LOVE the chapter titles! "Don't worry, Be Hapi" and "I Become a Purple Chimpanzee" "Sadie Rides Shotgun (Worst. Idea. Ever.)"
Weasel cookie
He gave us a toothless grin and hobbled around the roof, muttering, "Weasel,weasel,weasel.Cookies,cookie,cookie,cookie!" he reached into the fold of his loincloth and tossed cookie crumbs in the air like confetti- And yes it's disgusting…
"Last week she’d [Sadie] created a magical Thermos with googly eyes that levitated around the room, yelling, 'Exterminate! Exterminate!' until it smacked me in the head." - Carter Kane
"'Noble.' I agreed. 'That's the first word that comes to mind when I think of pigeons.'"
Knight12
They should call it The Kane Trilogy than Kane Chronicles
Knight12
its the final chapter to Kane Chronicles
“A weapon, I told Horus. I need a weapon. I reached into the Duat and pulled out an ostrich feather. “Really?” I yelled. Horus didn’t answer”
“I lifted my wand, hoping she would see this as a dramatic move, not a threat. “Why once, in my bunker at Charing Cross Station, I stalked the deadly prey known as Jelly Babies.” Neith’s eyes widened. “They are dangerous?” “Horrible,” I…
“There’s my baby!” I cried, quite carried away. “There’s my Poochiekins!” Ammit ran at me and leaped into my arms, nuzzling me with his rough snout. “My lord Osiris!” Disturber lost the bottom of his scroll again, which unraveled around…
""How do I defeat Apophis?” “I’m so glad you asked!” Thoth beamed at me with his multicolored eyes. “Unfortunately, I can’t tell you.” I glanced at Walt. “Do you want to kill him, or should I?”"
"That’s right, Sadie. For our first real date, I picked up Zia in a boat pulled by a deranged griffin. So what? Like your dates aren’t weird?" Carter
""I knew there was a reason I didnt turn you into a banana slug." Leonid'd eyes widened. "No banana slug! Please!" "It was a compliement, silly. Forbidden is good! Sadie likes forbidden!"" Sadie
"You might not think a hippo could inspire terror. Screaming “Hippo!” doesn’t have the same impact as screaming “Shark!”" Carter
"A weapon, I told Horus. I need a weapon. I reached into the Duat and pulled out an ostrich feather. “Really?” I yelled. Horus didn’t answer" Carter
"Met them. Killed them. Got the T-shirt." Sadie
"Sadie, please do not refer to the Devourer of Souls as Poochiekins" Osiris