Trespass Against UsStreaming Video - 2016
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You just listen to me, me boy, and listen good. No one is about to tell me
I come from the arse of an ape. Or that your granddaddy were a goldfish. Really. What a load of bollocks. You really think God made us from a fish?
Well, they're fannies, then. Great big fannies. Don't you listen to 'em, Ty.
Don't listen to 'em. From fishes. Yeah, well, maybe her ancestors. Not mine, not yours. I thought school was supposed to teach you common senses. I don't like it there. Fucking waste of time, if you ask me. They're trying to control your mind. That's why I never did send Chad to school. You've gotta stand up against these cxnts, Tyson. So they don't trespass
Well, Chad, my friend, my little friend, a lord lieutenant... is the one up there who swears in all the judges. Do you know what that means, Chad? Mm? Do you?
Everyone does a bit of time, you know, sooner or later. Can be God's medicine, prison can be, Tyson.
Sampson says you're on strike. You a fucking miner now or what?
Some fatements in this one.
Tyson's got more chance of bossing it.
You're off your head, you are, Samp.
-Shut up flapping, Lest. On and on.
Lalled choring the petrol.
I tell you, that school's been rokkering him some right wrongs.
Jesus died on the cross because of people like you. Well, I ain't letting it happen again. Just 'cause one of His Majesty the Queen's little chavvies wants to make me and my family into the escape goats. That's what it feels like. I feel like some stupid... some sac... no, sacrificial goat, that's it. I feel like a sacrificial goat. Well, let me tell you, them goats can kick, and bite, and scream, and scratch, and poke your eyes out too, and they can start fires. The horns are sharper than yours. Them goats can turn into super-goats. And you can lock them super-goats up, but what I have heard is this. Hell hath no fury like a locked-up super-goat.
You could have killed Tyson, you dumb gummidgey fxck! He's gotta go, Col. I don't care if he's a jubby dinlo. He's a fucking liability.
Don't be a fanny, Chad.
-There's nothing fanny about it.
Blessed are the cracked, Chad. Karl Marx said that.
My dad once told me the world were flat. "From where I'm looking, son,"
he said, "from where I'm looking, the world is flat." I believed him. I still do.
I've stood up top the highest hill, climbed up the highest tree, looked as far as my eyeballs'll stretch. You know what, Tyson? It was still flat. Flat, flat.
-What about the moon, then? How do you explain that?
I never did care for anything any gorgie did say, nor His Majesty the Queen, nor the army. What my dad said were the truth and I'd fight any fucker who says else.
No idea the troubles I've had putting all this together. And here you are, my eldest, acting like the prize div.
Could've at least chored a decent car.
- First car I ever chored was a 6R4.
Dogs can only play with cats so long before it's the dog that gets scratched.
The future's in the intraweb, Col. That's where it's all going. The wise world business.
-No son of mine is about to start with any of that crap. What the fxck you know about computers? You can't even read. Can't be plotting dreams
of another life now, son.
Can't be plotting dreams of another life now, son.
It's only a poxy cut.
I'm gonna gel. You lot carry on.
Not over there, you div!
Right, tens on the gavva's nose.
It's well gammy, Kel.
- Gammy dodger more like.
Need some scrilla, Chad.
-Always wedging me, ent she, Ty?
You got tiddles?
Don't worry, mate. I'm not gonna do you. Where are you from, anyway?
So you know what this is like, then.
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